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I Think I'll Be An Engineer

6/26/2008

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Step 1:

Pilfer all the drawers you are not allowed to be in to gather the best building supplies.

Step 2:

Carefully stack all objects as high as you can, being careful not to puncture the ceiling.

Step 3:

Before proceeding, do a thorough inspection of your foundation to confirm that further construction will not result in a collapse.

Step 4:


Following Baby Engineers of America building codes, if the structure is no worse than just a bit shaky, press on.

Step 5:

Pray. I think I hear mom coming which could result in the total collapse of both building and builder!
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